SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(via a-bit-dented)
at my future wedding and funeral service
(Source: nastyshitwhitepeopleeat, via mrfuckshitup)
| friend: | there's nothing worse than death |
| me: | final seasons |
| me: | post-concert depression |
| me: | when there's no food |
| me: | fictional characters dying |
| me: | no wi-fi |
| me: | crocs |
| me: | auto play on blogs |
| me: | love |
| friend: | |
| me: | when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you |
Angelina Jolie is so brave can you imagine having to make a decision like that
(via sarahfmaryon)
classic 12 year old me liked the facebook page
‘yeah, your status is obv about me, u may as well tag me in it next time..’
i clearly did this to try and look cool as no one has actually had a status about me
my dancing is literally a cross between an exotic stripper and George Harrison.
anyone who has seen me dance can testify. it goes back and forth.
(Source: awkwardgeorge)